February 28, 2017

"He looks like the guy who will talk to you at the party for too long about his projects and life philosophy, and obviously be trying to sleep with you..."

"... but will have this weird unnerving seriousness about him the entire time, so you feel slightly uncomfortable even though you can't pinpoint anything wrong he's doing. Am I projecting too much? Nice coat, dude gives me heebie-jeebies."

Excellent comment-writing (at a Tom & Lorenzo post about how Jared Leto dressed himself for a Vanity Fair party).

19 comments:

Triangle Man said...

That fucking hat is the problem. The rest of it would be fine for a movie star, but put that hat on and the whole thing turns to shit.

Carol said...

Maybe he's bald-headed. They'll try anything to cover.

David said...

From the same comment thread:

Gatita
You could throw a rock in Los Angeles and hit a guy like that.
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Jean Marie
Observation or suggestion...

madAsHell said...

I don't care about the clothes!! That guy has sociopath eyes....or a thyroid disorder. The clothes just re-affirm my judgment.

MadisonMan said...

Agreed about the hat.

That would be a good ensemble for a Badger Hockey or Basketball game.

rehajm said...

You can't pinpoint anything wrong he's doing?

traditionalguy said...

That's him. He is the one who switched the Price-Warehouse envelopes while people gawked at the outfit. Just imagine if he wore shorts. He could have made the winner be Rosie O'Donald.

richlb said...

He looks more like Jake Gyllenhaal than Jared Leto.

Triangle Man said...

Agree on the appropriateness as a Badger hockey game ensemble, but only if the jersey is in the wash.

William said...

I like the concept of white t-shirt, black sweatpants. I would go with New Balance rather than Gucci shoes, however. Also a cotton bathrobe would probably be more comfortable than that coat. The hat obviates the need for any hair combing or, for that matter, any haircuts. With such a beard, you not only don't need to shave, you don't even need to trim it. It's a look and a style I could live with. I hope it catches on.

Otto said...

Why is your mind always in the basement. Sunday nature pictures is not a true cleansing.

YoungHegelian said...

That coat is actually stunning, but you have to wave away all the douche fumes to even see it. He’s like a straight male Edina Monsoon.

You know, sometimes you really gotta hand it to T&L. That's actually some good put-down for an asshat like Leto.

Nyamujal said...

That outfit is some great Weed dealer chic.

Krumhorn said...

He looks like a guy who just gave a ho the back of his pimp hand.

- Krumhorn

dustbunny said...

Nailed the AbFab comparison. Patsy and Edina are the queens of fashion victimnology.

Liesl said...

I actually kind of like it, hat and all. Leto's never really bothered me.

Sydney said...

I like the shoes.

Jupiter said...

Except for the weird clothes and the beard and the curiously intense gaze, he looks fairly normal. Oh, wait. He shaves his chest. And that tattoo ...

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